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Is this virus a real danger?

Last post 04-20-2008, 4:06 PM by ambosuno. 0 replies.
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  •  04-20-2008, 4:06 PM 47529

    Is this virus a real danger?

    I received this stern warning in the mail. Is it true?

    "Read this all the way through  

    If you receive an email entitled Bedtimes' delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
    open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
    everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
    within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of
    your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will cause your toilet to flush while you are showering,  It will drink all your beer.
    FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION??
    It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
    company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
    Rogaine. If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
    close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

    *** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
    hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
    sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!!
    THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
    Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!   And look
    at you - you're on the damn computer!!!!"

    Ambo Suno
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